Banner: Are you the beer baron?
Comic Book Guy: Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper.
Banner: Don't crack wise with me, tubby!
Comic Book Guy:Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.

Banner: Are you the beer baron??
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.

Quimby: You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism.

Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town. You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!
Assistant: Uh, election in November. Election in November...
Quimby: What?? Again?? This stupid country

Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not

Fat Tony: How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one? Here.
Banner: Hey...this is nice! No! No bribes!
Fat Tony: Okay. You win. From now on, we'll stick to smuggling heroine.
Banner: See that you do!

Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
Barney: Yes...?

Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: No you won't!
Banner: Yes, I will!
Homer: Won't!